Melkor said:I demand you mortals to entertain me.
You are way off. On both counts.Melkor said:Though Ashwyn is almost soulless now. Fair Lady!
BiggusGeekus said:I could get naked ....
Melkor said:Are you male, female? Human, orc or vampire?

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.