El Mahdi
Muad'Dib of the Anauroch
In addition to that the main problem, in my eyes, is that the mere existence of a Warlord requires everyone at the table to accept explanations for situations and events that are required for the Warlord to work.
I don't agree. The Warlord is consistent with the conceits expressed in the games rules.
Hit points are not meat, ever.
Ahhh...that explains the above comment. This isn't correct. Hit Points are, as the rules say, a mix of meat, mental, and luck. I haven't noticed any Warlord fans saying otherwise.
Warlords do affect the meat, but only in the manner I described previously. The wound itself still remains, though a portion of the effect of the wound (lost hit points, pain, bleeding, significantly reduced blood pressure/loss of homeostasis, etc.) have been nullified.
If Hit Points represent the progression from healthy to dead, then treating wounds or mitigating their effects - thereby moving one farther away from dead - means a gain of Hit Points.
That's it. Nothing else.
You will be inspired by the Warlord.
No. The Warlord can inspire you. You can ignore it if you want. Same as you can ignore a Clerics healing if you want (just don't add any hit points from healing onto your character sheet).
I'm not sure where you're getting this idea that you're not in control of your character...
You will benefit from following the Warlord's orders or advice (or whatever you want to say it is that isn't a command).
Again, there's nothing that says you can't ignore the Warlord.
You will never be performing at your absolute best unless there is a Warlord around to tell you what you are missing.
You're never performing at your absolute best whether the Warlord is around or not. Well, except for rolling a critical/automatic success.
Is there some mechanic or game rule that I'm unaware of? One that guarantees your character maxes out all the time as long as a Warlord is kept out of the game...?
Yes, a lot of these are shared with other classes, but the Warlord takes them all and puts them in one big package.
And that's bad why...?
I'm not the only one that dislikes the Warlord. It is not just me. We are legion. (Okay, I don't know how true that last one is. I just wanted to say it. But there are still a lot of us.)
Yeah. Saying "I Am Legion!" is pretty fun...