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[Edgewood]

From what I've read, the issue is that many younger people from that part of Canada move away, leaving the older residents behind. And, the older you are, the more likely you are to die.

And, I would imagine that most of the people in your grandma's social circle are older to begin with, so it's not surprising that she knows all these people who've passed away.

It's perfectly natural, just so long as D&D Removal Services isn't delivering the bodies of deceased Nova Scotians to a necromancer.

Living in Nova Scotia and I can attest to what you say. We are so proud to have the highest rates of cancer (much higher than the national average), we have the Sydney tar ponds (basically the toxic waste left over from the coke ovens in the steel mills), we have highway 101 (or death highway) with the highest fatality rates for motorists in the maritimes, and yes, we have the oldest average citizens based on age.
So there you have it....lots of business for D&D Removal Services.

 

[VirgilCaine]

Doesn't everyone's grandmother do this?!?

Not mine. My grandmother is 87 years old, hard as nails, evil to the bone, and has had two strokes and IIRC, a heart attack, and she's a lich who lives on pure spite. She hardly ever leaves her house except for one of my aunts or my mother to take her to a beauty parlor to get dolled up every week or so.

 

[Ambrus]

So there you have it....lots of business for D&D Removal Services.

Death. It's a growth industry.

 

[Scribble]

Death. It's a growth industry.

Hrmm... despite everyone saying it's a dying industry?


wha wha whaaaaaaa

 

[AFGNCAAP]

IIRC, there's a D&D Feed store around about the area I'm in.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

IIRC, there's a D&D Feed store around about the area I'm in.

Bulk purchases of mountain dew and cheetoes just around the corner? Great!

 

[TheCrazyMuffinMan]

http://www.web4uetc.com/train.htm

D&D web design.

I wonder if they can teach me how to bring the save DC of my webs up, and the ideal places for permanent webs.

 

[Dragon Snack]

Dairy farm? There is an udder joke in there somewhere.

Knowing that uncle, I'm sure there was. Yes, it was a dairy farm, although ostensibly named after him and his two boys (Dean, Dana, and Danny)...

 

[Thunderfoot]

The garage doors on my house were supplied by D&D Overhead Door. Perhaps they are responsible for replacing all those doors adventurers tend to break down.

Only if they are wooden, iron bound and appear to be trapped.