I hate cat-people, dog-people, lion-people, etc

When AU first came out, we hastily got a group together and ran with it.... Without consulting each other, we all picked furries. And it's not like any of us are crazy about playing dog-men or tiger-men. But that's how it turned out.

Although the idea/concept doesn't excite me per se, there's something about them that keeps people coming back...
-Suzi
 

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BiggusGeekus said:
Skaven are very, very cool and it isn't because they're rat people. Skaven are cool because there are hordes of them and they have a million game effects that involve a skaven dying to fuel a magical effect that kills humans. They're cool because of all the disease stuff. They're cool because they have guns. They're cool because their own magic can kill them in droves.
Two of those are rat traits - hordes and disease.
 

Gundark said:
A few exceptions......Minotaurs, yeah I know they're cow people but I like the monster

I despise humanimals too. And I also make an exception for minotaurs. The first campaign I ever ran featured short tempered minotaur women. My players found them quite disturbing, especially when they were doing their sacred fertility dances, wiggling their udders suggestively.:cool:
 

Gundark said:
A bit of a rant.....

One thing that uber-annoys me is when I flip thru a d20 book (or any game system for that matter). Is in the list of playable races there are cat-people, or lion people (that one seems popular). Or insect-people, or bird people.....or whatever. I think that this has got to be the most uncreative thing that you could do when designing a race.

I agree; they are insipid.
 

It seems to me that the problem of the original author is specifically with anthropomorphized animals. That is, actual animals with human features rather than humans with animal features. I have a friend that I game with that is a furry, and my real problem with gaming with him comes not from his choice of character race/species, but the fact that he is a reactionary rather than proactionary player. If there are enough other players in the game, he makes a great in depth character player, but when the group dwindles, so does his creativity.


Also, for the record, Minotaurs are NOT cow people, but rather monstrous humans cursed by the gods with a head resembling that of a cow. In any setting I've ever come across, suggesting to a minotaur that he or she is related in any way to cattle is a reliable way of seeing your insides on the outside.

In the end, it is the creativity and playing style of the player that will make or break a PC animal race. If you don't think they'll be able to do it, keep a quick kill plan ready and let them know that the character's life expectancy may be limited by their playing. Try not to be cruel, but if the odd character is disrupting the flow of the story, it's best to put him or her out of their misery quickly and get a new more traditional character into the fray as soon as possible.
 

Arravis said:
Add me in to the "I hate furries" camp... ugh.
Could you go into more detail?

Knowing quite a few furries, I have to say they're usually pretty cool people.
 

Buttercup said:
I despise humanimals too. And I also make an exception for minotaurs. The first campaign I ever ran featured short tempered minotaur women. My players found them quite disturbing, especially when they were doing their sacred fertility dances, wiggling their udders suggestively.:cool:
Thanks. Really. I needed that mental image. NOT!!
 

julius27 said:
Also, for the record, Minotaurs are NOT cow people, but rather monstrous humans cursed by the gods with a head resembling that of a cow. In any setting I've ever come across, suggesting to a minotaur that he or she is related in any way to cattle is a reliable way of seeing your insides on the outside.
Well, in the original myth, the minotaur was a bull-human hybrid. King Minos and his wife Pasiphae angered a god (either Poseidon or Aphrodite) and so Pasiphae was cursed with an unnatural lust for a particular prize bull. Pasiphae prevailed upon Daedalus, the brilliant engineer, to develop a means to sate this lust... and thus the minotaur (go engineers!). It's rather like the cow-costume scene in Top Secret.
 

Chalk me down in the "not on board" column.

Not that I adore them and place two on every street corner of my world. But they work. They are a staple of mythology and fiction and people understand the traits without being given a history lesson. One man's lazy is another man's convenient. And I can conveniently ignore the aberation of furry-freaks.
 

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