I have a nosebleed

[hong]

Sigh.

 

[jonesy]

I have a headache.

 

[hafrogman]

Sigh.

Tilt your head back.

I have a headache.

Remove it with a hacksaw.


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[GlassJaw]

Tilt your head back.

Don't do that - you just end up swallowing your own blood. Keep head in normal position and apply pressure.

 

[Piratecat]

Tourniquet! Use a tourniquet!

 

[Umbran]

Don't do that - you just end up swallowing your own blood.

Which, if I recall correctly, doesn't cause any extra problems, but it doesn't help either.

Keep head in normal position and apply pressure.

More specifically, pinch your nose shut, as high up on the nose as you can manage.

 

[jonesy]

More specifically, pinch your nose shut, as high up on the nose as you can manage.

If you accidentally stick your fingers into your eyes you are pinching too high.

 

[hong]

If you accidentally stick your fingers into your eyes you are pinching too high.

It's okay, I wear glasses.

... with bloodstains. Dammit, NOW you tell me.

 

[Jesus_marley]

you know, you wouldn't get nosebleeds if you would just keep your finger outta there....

 

[kenobi65]

you know, you wouldn't get nosebleeds if you would just keep your finger outta there....

The finger wasn't so bad...it was the Dremel mini-drill that did it.