I just accidentlied all over the new HIVE! lol


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Yeah, but you know how things progress.. Sooner or later there will be shark flu or dinosaur flu and then we're screwed.

Like this?
flying%20shark.bmp


and this?

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ohh you said flu, never mind then.
 



Holy cow! HOLY COW!!!!

I found a drunk guy sitting in my car when I left work. I at first thought I walked up to the wrong car because someone was in it. I then realized it was MY FRAKKING CAR!!!. I opened the door and told him it was my car. He slowly got up and got out. I asked if he was okay and where his car was. He shrugged and nodded then walked away a few steps. I quickly got in and started to leave when he turned around and came back. He knocked on the door and windows then started beating on them. I called 911 and she asked for a description of him and myself. I guess so the police would know which was which. It took what seemed like forever but the police showed up. They talked to the guy. He told them I was his friend and we were out drinking. The police talked to me and got a different more truthful story. They took down my information and asked if I wanted to press charges. I said as long as no damage was done I didn't want to press charges. I got out after they moved him away and checked the car out. It was fine so I said I was okay with letting him go. They called a cab was going to stay until he was picked up. They said I could go but made him thank me for not pressing charges. He thanked me.lol
 



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