I just accidentlied all over the new HIVE! lol

[Dannyalcatraz]

Funny thing...I actually know someone who sent Piers an idea that got used in his Xanth books.

I helped set her up with her husband- my former college roomie.

In an additional quirk of fate, her parents won the Reader's Digest $5M sweepstakes shortly before they wed. I used to joke that my buddy was marrying an heiress.

 

[Relique du Madde]

You know what the sad thing about anth is? It'[s that if you were a true BBEG and you wanted to through the kingdom into utter chaos, you could do it with rather easily. All you would need to do is get one sniper and sit him/her outside Humfrey's castle and snipe him and every staff member you see and then send several suicide bombers into his castle.

So many people in Xanth are so utterly braindead, incompetent, and inept that once Humfrey's castle is reduced to a smoldering pile of ash they literally would be paralyzed since they couldn't figure out how to solve the most simple inane problems. I mean seriously, how many Xanth novels has a quest that basically started out with a person asking Humfrey something stupid like "Where can OI find my soul mate?"

 

[Aeson]

I hear women like guys that can cook it get them.... um... yeah...

I've heard married women say nothing sexier than a man doing dishes. Single women don't seem to look for a man that cook and clean.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

I've heard married women say nothing sexier than a man doing dishes. Single women don't seem to look for a man that cook and clean.

So all you need is to marry a woman and she'll fall in love with you!

That can not be that hard, can it?

 

[Aeson]

So all you need is to marry a woman and she'll fall in love with you!

That can not be that hard, can it?

Well I did try to find a woman that was already married. That didn't work out so well. :whistles:

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Well I did try to find a woman that was already married. That didn't work out so well. :whistles:

You were doing it wrong, obviously. She already had one that worked in the kitchen.

I tell you, first marry, then love. Worked for centuries.

 

[Aeson]

You were doing it wrong, obviously. She already had one that worked in the kitchen.

I tell you, first marry, then love. Worked for centuries.

He didn't work in the kitchen.

We should go back to caveman days. Club them over the head and drag them back to the cave.lol

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

We should go back to caveman days. Club them over the head and drag them back to the cave.lol

Where am I going to find a woman strong enough to drag me back to the cave?

Besides Goldmoon, of course.

I tell you, if it were true, I would be soooooooo married.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Where am I going to find a woman strong enough to drag me back to the cave?

Gold's Gym

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Well, I'm going to have to get picky, here...

I want a woman whose "Evonys" are at least natural...and actually resemble those that belong to a woman, not a dude.

Of course, most of those women aren't looking for a guy who resembles a Pilates ball anyway, so no harm, no foul.