I just accidentlied all over the new HIVE! lol

[Aeson]

According to my home state, Louisiana, I'm black.

According to Texas (where I live), since I'm not "Black, not of Hispanic origins," I'm hispanic.

But I'm the whole box of Crayolas, baby!

I can count Italian, French, German, Choctaw, Puerto Rican, Mongolian, people from the British Isles, Eastern European Jews, Moroccans and others in my direct ancestry. I suspect that if I actually had a DNA search done, the official report would be "100% Melting Pot."

Last time I checked you're still human and that's all that really matters.

Blackirican, eh? Got a single sister? or sista? or la hermana?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Blackirican, eh? Got a single sister? or sista? or la hermana?

Alas, I'm an only child.

OTOH, I have some seriously hot- seriously crazy- female cousins.

I'm talking one on meds, another who throws knives and pots, another who cornered her 220lb Marine (now) ex-BF in her pantry, and so forth.

Stacked or slender.

Golden to Mocha to Dark Chocolate.

Brown-eyed, green-eyed.

Brunette, Redhead, Blonde.

Straight, Lesbian, Bi, and Confused.

Smart & Stupid.

Artistes and bankers.

Got everything but sane. Apparently, that never went on sale where they were.

 

[Aeson]

Alas, I'm an only child.

OTOH, I have some seriously hot- seriously crazy- female cousins.

I'm talking one on meds, another who throws knives and pots, another who cornered her 220lb Marine (now) ex-BF in her pantry, and so forth.

Stacked or slender.

Golden to Mocha to Dark Chocolate.

Brown-eyed, green-eyed.

Brunette, Redhead, Blonde.

Straight, Lesbian, Bi, and Confused.

Smart & Stupid.

Artistes and bankers.

Got everything but sane. Apparently, that never went on sale where they were.

I'm sold. I'll take one of each in order of most insane to least.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Alas, I'm an only child.

OTOH, I have some seriously hot- seriously crazy- female cousins.

I'm talking one on meds, another who throws knives and pots, another who cornered her 220lb Marine (now) ex-BF in her pantry, and so forth.

Stacked or slender.

Golden to Mocha to Dark Chocolate.

Brown-eyed, green-eyed.

Brunette, Redhead, Blonde.

Straight, Lesbian, Bi, and Confused.

Smart & Stupid.

Artistes and bankers.

Got everything but sane. Apparently, that never went on sale where they were.

I've been told that the crazier they are the hotter they are in bed. I also heard that the crazier they are the more likely they are to try to stab you in bed.

 

[Aeson]

I've been told that the crazier they are the hotter they are in bed. I also heard that the crazier they are the more likely they are to try to stab you in bed.

I am willing to take that risk.

 

[Relique du Madde]

If she insists on bringing candles, make sure to check that those are actually candles and not road flares or sticks of dynamite.

 

[Aeson]

If she insists on bringing candles, make sure to check that those are actually candles and not road flares or sticks of dynamite.

crazy and dynamite: an explosive combo.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Ohhh, they would break you like Ivan Drago broke Apollo Creed.

 

[Aeson]

Ohhh, they would break you like Ivan Drago broke Apollo Creed.

I'm okay with that. Really, I am.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

crazy and dynamite: an explosive combo.

I think the only variant that makes anything + dynamite not an explosive is where anything = water.

And maybe not even that. Dynamite Fishing?