I just realized that....

[BrooklynKnight]

Did you find a new DM yet? Cause i wouldnt wanna play with the one you told us about. He'd make every village hero some superguy to kill you.

 

[Ashrem Bayle]

Any of you Orcus experts care to list what modules he appears in?

 

[Tewligan]

You want a cool demon prince? Demogorgon.

Orcus, pah. Just a fat slob zombie-kisser.

Feh. A demon with a monkey head is run-of-the-mill lame. But TWO monkey heads? That's crazy-over-the-top lame!

 

[Umbran]

Hey, Gellion? Next time, use a couple fewer Hello Cthulhus, will you. Your image is wide enough to screw up the page formatting on a 1024x768 screen...

 

[Oni]

BWAHAHAHAHA Hello Cthulhu line dancing.

 

[Henry]

Ah, good old ASCII character 32... fixes it every time...

 

[Orius]

Yea, Demogorgon is definitely the coolest demon prince. Orcus is a necrophiliac, Grazzt is a fool, and the others are losers

Graz'zt a fool? Yeah, that's why he rules THREE Abyssal layers while Orcus and the Big Blue Ape only have one each....

 

[Gellion]

Did you find a new DM yet? Cause i wouldnt wanna play with the one you told us about. He'd make every village hero some superguy to kill you.

Yeah, you are probably right. But i can always fantasize...ahhhhhhhh

Sorry about the Hello Cthulhus being in an annoying format.

 

[Gellion]

All Hail Orcus!!!!!!!!

 

[Moe Ronalds]

All Hail Orcus!!!!!!!!

When someone is the king of undead and rules a layer of the abyss, this is sound advice.