I like hong

[alsih2o]

Okay, I've been thinking about it - since the minty thing was a bother.. is this better:

"you're in good hands with hong" ?

"you got hing in my enworld!" "you got enworld on my hong!" ?

"oh, what a feeling- HONG!"

"like a good neighbor" nah!

"melts in your..." well, no

 

[Thorntangle]

hong is just swell.

 

[fba827]

"melts in your..." well, no

I started thinking up common ad slogans and after doing one or two in my head I came across this same problem -- inserting hong led to something fallic (and so did that sentence!) so i went with the ones i made up instead

 

[I'm A Banana]

God, if I hear one more person reference something about Hong, hands, eating, or vague sexual references, I'm going to scream!

Though I guess hong and sexual references go hand in hand...

AUGH! HAND-IN-HAND! I did it to myself! Curse me! Curse you!

Hong, screw you...and your mindgames! Augh!

 

[the Jester]

Wow, I started a trend.

But just so everyone remembers how this all started,

WHACK!

 

[fba827]

Wow, I started a trend.

But just so everyone remembers how this all started,

WHACK!

"Hong -- He's a great guy and fun to beat with a stick"


Edit: Or:
"Hong - whether he is a great guy or not, it does not matter, he's just fun to beat with a stick"

But that detracts from the nature of the thread... so probably am going for one of my previous suggestions:
"Hong - now with his own ENWorld fan thread"

 

[yeebarr]

Hongs kewl; loud and crass but that's just typical "Aussie" talk. Just don't bag out our beer or our sports and everyone's our mate.

 

[Darkness]

hong? Who's that...?


(Also, moved to Meta.)

 

[Xarlen]

"Hong -- You just can't resist beating him."

"Hong... On a Stiiiiiiick."

"Hong, with a face that a stick could love."

"Hong, just one syllable away from Hang."

 

[Taren Nighteyes]

"Sometimes I feel like a Hong, sometimes I don't. ENWorld's got Hong, others don't!" (Mounds/Almond Joy jingle)

Just had to add to the fun!

Taren Nighteyes