I Love Harm!

[SpuneDagr]

Last night I was playing in my friend's campaign. My player (a werewolf monk) was grappling with an earth elemental with levels in barbarian (very nasty).
So my cleric cohort walks up to us, casts a spell, touches the guy. I say, "Make a Will save." DM says "20."

I say, "You fail. Take 130 damage!!!"
Ah, the look on his face. I told him, "Hey, at least you get a save now."

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Hjorimir]

Yeah, ForceUser did that in my game for the first time last night reducing a fire giant to 12 hit points in one attack.

Fire giants are wimps! Well they did okay in the end I guess...

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

What I find funny is you telling the DM to make a save...not the other way around. Revenge!

 

[the Jester]

What I find funny is you telling the DM to make a save...not the other way around. Revenge!

100% agreement here... lol!

 

[Breakstone]

I say, "Make a Will save." DM says "20."

I say, "You fail. Take 130 damage!!!"
Ah, the look on his face. I told him, "Hey, at least you get a save now."

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Yeah, but you killed your DM!

Face it- Harm's still broken. I mean, most DM's have horrible will saves!

 

[SpuneDagr]

Re: Re: I Love Harm!

Face it- Harm's still broken. I mean, most DM's have horrible will saves!

You should see his Reflexes when I throw my d30 at him!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Re: Re: Re: I Love Harm!

You should see his Reflexes when I throw my d30 at him!

We DMs also have very high Fort saves...how else would we survive the poison you players keep using in our drinks?