I Need Some Advice About Working with my party's rogue...


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What does Angcuru Cukhelek think of Madias the Master Thief...? Good question.
Several things, actually

A - He's an idiot human who goes around robbing decent elves of their hard-earned money(I've considered alerting Shiras of his actions, for the sake of role-play, but that would scar Chris and he'd never play a theif again.). HOWEVER! If I catch him in the act, I'll borrow Greymor's hammer and slam his head so far down between his shoulder blades, he'll have to open his vest to feed his own english as I hold a mirror up to his midsection, YEAH!

B - He's a fool. I only tolerate him because Greymor like him, and I like Greymore.

C - He should be more like Tak, Tak rules.

D - He should call himself Madias the Mediocre Adventurer.

E - If I see him going after any of the women in my city, I'm going to Put his head into a half-nelson, twist it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn an when I reach the first letter of my true love's name (yet to be determined) I would YANK his head clean off, and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!!!
 


Tell us how you really feel Angcuru!

If I really wanted to get to you, I'd write up Holly for game and make you have to make Will Saves for Fear to avoid running away in abject terror from the pretty girl. Just like IRL.:D
 

What makes you think that I'm afraid of pretty girls? Oh, that's right, you think I'm gay because I don't go around saying "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"; I don't make lude comments about Ron's sister whom I have never met or even seen;...etcetera. And oh, yes, I have this thing I like to call SELF CONTROL!

also, I don't run away from her, I just find her to be annoying.

by the way, did you even read my last post, Drew?
 

Dude you were afraid of Holly, you even said it to me and Ron last year, get over it. I wasn't calling you gay though, I've seen the contents of your hard drive.;)

And if you met Jess, you'd make the comments too.
 


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