I'd also like a chance to play Cro-Magnum, caveman PI. I made him for a Spirit of the Century campaign that never took off (but I remain hopeful...).
"I knew she was trouble before she even walked into my office, I heard her pause, uncertain, outside my door, and even caught a wiff of her fear-stink through the glass. But when she came in, I knew I'd end up helping her whatever her problem was, she had the kind of body that made any man want to hit her on the head with a rock, and drag her into the nearest cave, and if there was a blood-fang-beast in there, you'd face it, because she-mates like this didn't come about every day, or even every high-sun-festival."