Evilhalfling
Adventurer
gimme gimme gimme!
I want my Druid and I want it NOW!!!
Now look at them dr00ds, that's the way you do it
You be the squirrel on the ol' beech tree
That ain't adventurin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and nuts for free
Now that ain't adventurin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them druids ain't dumb
Maybe set a twister on your little sister
Maybe fire a blister on some king's bum
We gotta install Grimtooth traps
Custom killer deliveries
We gotta move these spiked balls
We gotta move these screaming banshees
See the little bard with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own lair
That little bard's got his own freakin' Spelljammer
That little bard he's a millionaire
We gotta install Grimtooth traps
Custom killer deliveries
We gotta move these spiked balls
We gotta move these screaming banshees
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the mirror
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hobgoblin bagpipes?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a bar-lgura
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
We gotta install Grimtooth traps
Custom killer deliveries
We gotta move these spiked balls
We gotta move these screaming banshees, Lord
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the lute on the Astral
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Shadow Power's for emos to cut themselves with, I'm preordering PSI Power now.
I want my Druid and I want it NOW!!!
Bah, 5E sucks, it's not even real D&D anymore. The developers focused so much on making it immersive and versimilitudinous, they totally forgot about combat. I wish they had focused on the G part a bit more, and not so much on the RP!PSI power is for anime weirdos, but I can't wait for 5E.
Now druids, those I really, really want.