Ia! Ia! Cthulu fhtagn!

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Just because, really.

Merry Cthulumas!

 

[Krieg]

Merry Cthulumas!

I'm sorry but you have to say Happy Hasturdays so as not to offend the non-cultists among us.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Happy Hasturness!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Happy Hasturness!

Happy Hasturness and a Merry Aligning of the Stars!

 

[Crothian]

Cthulhu Fthagn --
What a wonderful phrase!
Cthulhu Fthagn --
Say it and you're crazed!

It means "Cthulhu,
Rising out of the haze!"
It's a prophecy,
We'll all soon see
Cthulhu Fthagn.

Ahhh, yes! Cthulhu Fthagn. It's our credo!

Oh, I hate that!

What?

Han Solo clearly shot first!

Not "Greedo", "credo"!

When he was a Outer God --
When I was a Outer God!
Easy on the reverb, sport.

He found that his form lacked a certain appeal,
All his glistening pseudopods made blood congeal.

I'm a sensitive soul! At the end of the day,
It hurt that my friends' flesh all melted away.
Oh the shame!
The terrible shame!
What a disgrace!
Falling from grace!
Till I decided to blame
Whose fault is it?
The whole human race!
Yeah! What the heck where they doing
hanging around with an acidic mass of
flesh-devouring polyps, anyway?

Hey! Can I help it if I'm a chick magnet?

Cthulhu Fthagn!
Now we're in for strange days!
It screws up your noggin --
Turns planets into buffets!

And Great Cthulhu
Spares whoever obeys!
So get off of me,
You monstrosity!
Cthulhu Fthagn!

Cthulhu Fthagn!
Cthulhu Fthagn!
Cthulhu Fthagn!

It means "Cthulhu,
Rising out of the haze!"
It's insanity,
For humanity --
Cthulhu Fthagn!

I say Cthulhu!
And I say Fthagn!
If I said Ithaqua,
We'd need a toboggan!

Cthulhu Fthagn!

 

[Goblyn]

...

Really, what can you possibly say in response to that?

 

[Crothian]

Really, what can you possibly say in response to that?

Winner and still champion!!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Winner and still champion!!

...only because you cheated and didn't say the name for the Third and FINAL time...

 

[der_kluge]

Am I the only one on these boards that just doesn't see the appeal of Cthulhu?

I just don't get it.

 

[Alzrius]

Am I the only one on these boards that just doesn't see the appeal of Cthulhu?

I just don't get it.

How can you not see Cthulhu's appeal? Those wings, those tentacles...that sweet, sweet smile. He's the Mythos's most eligible bachelor*!

*His relationship with Idh-yaa notwithstanding, as she's the biggest skank on Xoth.