Once again donning his smile, the gnome answers, seemingly rehearsed, "I go by Plugger Spazzring of the Lantan Spazzrings. A mixologist by day, barman by night. Aye, tis a rash. Some kind of accident in Lantan. Something about a spellplague. Awful stuff, really. Left a lot of us like this. Skin flakes off, lots of sores, easily infected. I'm afraid there's no known cure, magical or otherwise. I saved the secrets of my families advanced brewing technology and I intend to bring the greatest advancements to the ale, wine, and distilled beverage department in your local taproom. Tis my gift to the world!"