A well-dressed, important looking gentleman saunters in, and takes his place at the back of the line. He takes in the surroundings as he flips his cell phone closed.
Can we hurry this up? I have other auditions to get to.
I don't *need* this job, y'know. I've got a recurring role as "Flunky #2" on Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. You also might recognize me from such films as "Ernest Goes to School", "Rocky XXVI", and "Lifetime Presents: The Tonya Harding Story".
He eyes the other candidates.
I don't recognize any of you. I *hope* you have good references...
You! Mr. Chimp. Or Chip. Whatever. Anyway, what role am I auditioning for? My agent tells me nothing about these type of things. It's always just "Go here, do this, read that..." She can be really bossy sometimes. She ought to know better, considering I make more in a week than she does in a month. Or so my accountant tells me.
Who's running this place? I usually only speak with the Director, himself. I don't bother with their little helpers, since we all know it's the Director making all the decisions around here.
Y'know... this reminds me of the time I was cast as the lead in Juliard's annual production of "Hamlet"....
He rambles on for a few more minutes before answering a seemingly important call on his cell phone.