Idle Questions

[DDK]

"Redgar, I've been giving this a lot of thought and I think it might be better if you started adventuring with other weaponry. I've been growing in new directions and I'm just not the same +3 sword you found in a crypt full of undead. It's not you; it's me. Besides, I have a 37 ego, I'm sure you'd perfer to spend time with a blade that's more ... on your level. And let's be frank, I didn't appriciate it when you called me 'the old ball-and-chain' in front of the other swords.

Don't worry, we can still be friends."

ROFL!

Questions I don't ever expect an answer to:

Morrus, where's the cheese?

Piratecat, will I ever get to play Lidda in a PBP of yours again?

Henry, what was with all the beheadings?

Dinkledog, what is a 'Dinkle'?

Darkness, what's it like being the absence of light?

nemmerle, whatever happened to the bullywugs?

Mark, how many fingers am I holding up?

 

[Mark CMG]

Mark, how many fingers am I holding up?

Just enough to confirm your IQ I suspect...

 

[Drawmack]

*Do you think interplaner travelers annoy bards by requesting "Freebird"?

Nope: Bat out of Hell

* Just who are those guys who father all those Half-Orcs? Is beer goggling to blame here?

The PHB answers this one if you read their entry. Many Half-Orcs are the product of an Orc Male Rapping a Human Female.


My questions:
What would happen if three people attempted to play a game which incorporated all of the rules from monopoly, scrabble, gurps, fudge and DnD?

Since elves don't sleep why don't they reproduce like bunnies?

Must gamers complain about everything?

 

[Desdichado]

Re: Re: Re: Idle Questions

Hong is Robin the boy hostage right now, if you know what I mean... and I think you do.

Coming on the heels of all this Michael Jackson propaganda that's flying around right now, that's a pretty scary thought.

 

[Piratecat]

Re: Re: Idle Questions

Many Half-Orcs are the product of an Orc Male Rapping a Human Female.

Odd. I wasn't under the impression that orcs were especially good at rhyming OR musical beats. Unless you mean rapping her with a club?

Nah. I'm not going there.

 

[Henry]

* Has anyone ever actually made Otik's Spiced Potatoes?

Yes, I have. Bland as crap. Spiced it up with some Mrs. Dash.

* Wouldn't the job of being Elminster's apprentice be, like, surprisingly dull? Your boss goes off, saves the world, gets the girl, and all you do is practice your alchemy or whatever. Plus, good luck trying to outlive the guy and collecting on the inheritance.

Heck, No!

Knock Knock
"Yes?"
"Fzoul Chembryl calling for Elminster?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Aumar is not in at the moment. May I take a message for him?"
Grins vilely as he starts casting a spell...
"Yesss."

* Speaking of apprentices, I wonder how many of them make money during summer break by casting mending for the locals?

Fort lauderdale, FL - most apprentice make a gold mine mending young co-ed's bikinis.

*Do you think interplaner travelers annoy bards by requesting "Freebird"?

"Yo, you pansy in the doublet! PLAY US SOME SKYNYRD, DUDE!!!!"

*::cough:: WhereTheHeckIsAsgard? ::cough::

::cough::*AsIfIKnow*

* Are rangers two-fisted drinkers?

No, but it means they are hell in a bar fight.

* Just who are those guys who father all those Half-Orcs? Is beer goggling to blame here?

No, but turn on the latest WWE Match and you'll see hundreds of candidates...

* What do beholders do for fun? Do they go to comedy clubs? If so, what do they do for stand-up acts?

I don't know, but you BETTER BE darned funny...

* Who would win in a fight: Gimble the Iconic Gnome Bard or Mechagodzilla?

Neither. MechaStreisand would stomp 'em all.

* OK, so what kind of archwizard really wants to be a lich? Wouldn't being dead kind of take the fun out of things? ("How's that cheeseburger, Vecna?" "I wouldn't know, I'm still dead.")

On the other hand, they can smoke all the cigarettes they want!

Vecna puffs away at a Lucky Strike...
Paladin: "Now, Die, Vecna, unholy spawn! Uhh.. you know those things will kill- oh, never mind..."

 

[Henry]

Henry, what was with all the beheadings?

WHATWHATWHATWHAT!?!?!? Only the two!!!

 

[Drawmack]

Re: Re: Re: Idle Questions

Odd. I wasn't under the impression that orcs were especially good at rhyming OR musical beats. Unless you mean rapping her with a club?

You would be surprised. Seems they actually inventred the drum when a halfling head fell on a hollow tree trunk. While most of their stuff is just grunting and gyrating to a beat sometimes you get an above average orc capable of putting war poetry to music.

 

[Wicht]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Idle Questions

You would be surprised. Seems they actually inventred the drum when a halfling head fell on a hollow tree trunk. While most of their stuff is just grunting and gyrating to a beat sometimes you get an above average orc capable of putting war poetry to music.

Maybe orcs can rap a little, but why would human women be attracted to orc rappers? The gold teeth?

 

[Sixchan]

*Do you think interplaner travelers annoy bards by requesting "Freebird"?

Nope, its "Prime Material Girl".

*::cough:: WhereTheHeckIsAsgard? ::cough::

Umm...up there?

* What do beholders do for fun? Do they go to comedy clubs? If so, what do they do for stand-up acts?

Didn't you play Throne of Bhall? Beholders "Hang around at the nearest Hive [and] check out the ladies"!

* Who would win in a fight: Gimble the Iconic Gnome Bard or Mechagodzilla?

Is it pre-crisis or post-crisis Mechagodzilla? Is it Revised or Unrevised Gimble?

* OK, so what kind of archwizard really wants to be a lich? Wouldn't being dead kind of take the fun out of things? ("How's that cheeseburger, Vecna?" "I wouldn't know, I'm still dead.")

Obviously, the archwizard would make sure his tastebuds are undead too...

Originally posted by Drawmack
What would happen if three people attempted to play a game which incorporated all of the rules from monopoly, scrabble, gurps, fudge and DnD?

Landing on Mayfair would cost you a Triple Min/Maxed Score!