Idle Questions

[Drawmack]

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Maybe orcs can rap a little, but why would human women be attracted to orc rappers? The gold teeth?

It's that whole tough guy, thug image that some women are so fond of.

 

[Wicht]

Do adventurering heroes wear socks? Or do they just thrust their unwashed feet into their boots and rough it?

 

[Kamard]

Do adventurering heroes wear socks? Or do they just thrust their unwashed feet into their boots and rough it?

"Stockings? Dost thou take me for a noble? I am but a paltry commoner, armed with only a +4 vorpal sword."

 

[Privateer]

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What would happen if three people attempted to play a game which incorporated all of the rules from monopoly, scrabble, gurps, fudge and DnD?

Death.

Since elves don't sleep why don't they reproduce like bunnies?

Hey, they've got an average of 8 con, give the poor people a break. Besides, normally they're too busy 1) Prancing around trees, 2) Worshipping bugs, torturing people and wearing eeevil bikinis or 3) Killing stuff with bows and/or scimitars.

Must gamers complain about everything?

Yes; we're not as hated by the public right now, and it's an automatic reaction deep within our souls to try to change this.

 

[Apok]

"Stockings? Dost thou take me for a noble? I am but a paltry commoner, armed with only a +4 vorpal sword."

Into the .sig file you go!

 

[Ashwyn]

Why is an Owlbear a cross between an owl and a bear, but a Bugbear is neither a bear nor a bug?

 

[Robbert Raets]

When are we gonna see a sequel to "the Orc & the Pie"?
(I would suggest "the Hobgoblin & the Strawberry Roll" or "the Horde & the Bakery")

When a lesbian eats out, does she dress for the occasion? (Sorry, ladies! Don't worry, I'll get banned soon enough.)

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