If EN World was a village, who would be whom?

[Black Omega]

Hm..suprised no one's taken it yet, but i'll be town Brewmaster. With all these drunks, taven goers and adventurers, someone needs to provide the drinks.

 

[Henry]

I want to be the guy that walks around with the pole, containing a knob on one end and a feather on the other. When the women and children nod off in church, I can wake 'em up with feather, and when everybody else nods off I can give 'em a *whack* with the knob.

 

[Airwolf]

I want to be the guy that walks around with the pole, containing a knob on one end and a feather on the other. When the women and children nod off in church, I can wake 'em up with feather, and when everybody else nods off I can give 'em a *whack* with the knob.

Oh, now that sounds like a fun job! Do you need an assistant?

 

[MerricB]

I'd be the envoy to strange tribes and amateur historian, who gets a lot of his information by questioning the troll living underneath the bridge on the founding of the kingdom.

"Col_Pladoh, sir! Why are you living under the bridge? Is it true that you were trapped there by an evil princess?"

Cheers!

 

[Winterthorn]

BOOOO!

I would be ENWorldville's, resident ghost (possibly one of many) since I spend most of my time here lurking... No need to work or eat and I can snoop about with impunity. And imagine all the skeletons in various closets I'd know--everyone's secrets are safe with me!

Mwahahaha-

*ahem*

Even ghosts find such vile laughter rather tacky

-W.

 

[Larry Fitz]

I have a solution to the farming problem! I'll be the village Necromancer! I'll raise zombies and skeletons to do all our farming at night! With the help of that incredibly smart scarecrow (the one with the irish brogue) I'm sure we can raise enough crops to keep everyone fed, even that nice troll under the bridge! And I don't care what the rest of you think, I'm feeding that troll!

Also I can keep Winterthorn in line, or at least sympathize...

Larry Fitz
Enworld's Town Necromancer

"The Colonel? I believe someone polymorphed him into a troll... I would have changed him back, but he seems so happy under the bridge...."

 

[djrdjmsqrd]

Odd..

...delurk...

I would have to say IMHO, that do to the oddness and randomness of my life...I would be so conflicted Bard in some shady tavern...

Very rouge/rogue like, with plenty of very shady allies...


*yes, I have had a very odd life.

 

[Howling Coyote]

I’m the eccentric hermit monk(/rogue).

 

[Col_Pladoh]

Thank you, Larry!

It is good to have friends in low places Although getting lower that lurking under a bridge so as to spring out and devour passing goats is hard to imafine

Heh,
Gary

 

[Knight Otu]

I'd be a student of many things, easily distracted by new interesting bits of knowledge. Maybe also the person people talk to if they need someone just for listening.


Hmmm, sounds like an apprentice bard.