If EN World was a village, who would be whom?

[Airwolf]

just before i clicked, this thread had 88 posts with 888 views. WOW!

Now i destroyed this cosmic coincidence.... ;(

I guess that would make you the town trouble-maker or bad luck omen.


Regards,
Airwolf

 

[thud13x]

Can I be the Lurker in the Dark?

Every town needs a lurker, ya know!

nk

 

[Airwolf]

Can I be the Lurker in the Dark?

Every town needs a lurker, ya know!

nk

 

[stevelabny]

even before the last two posts, I was thinking...

I wanna be the night watchman.
Talk about job security, with all the lurkers around here, I'd be the most valuable person in town.

Of course, I'd be on the take. And using all that money to start up a new secret gladiator fighting arena on the outskirts of town.

Yeah, thats the ticket.

 

[francisca]

I'd be a semi-retired adventurer (Barbarian/Ranger/Rogue), living off of his spoils.

For fun, I'd do tricks with my axes, like juggling and throwing them blindfolded at scantilly clad ladies (missing them, of course...) Also, I'd carve totem poles and other ornamentation.

 

[Nail]

Did someone already claim the "bordello operator" title? This is an open village, right? Orcs, goblins, and special kobolds, at your service!

 

[Viking Bastard]

I'll be the annoying "Oh no, not he again!" guy.

 

[The Sigil]

I would definitely be the resident annoying paladin... you know, the one constantly decrying the debauchery of the town, with just a hint of holier-than-thou attitude?

Yeah, the one bordering on "Lawful Stupid..." though I think I'm more of a lawful Good than a Lawful good. Worse yet, I'm a singing paladin with a booming baritone:

ENWorld! ENWorld!
In So-Cal I did hear your call
ENWorld! ENWorld!
And here am I to give my all
I know in my soul what you expect of me
And all that and more I shall be
A poster at ENWorld should be Invincible
Succeed where a less fantastic man would fail
Climb a wall no one else can climb
Cleave a dragon in record time
Swim a moat in a coat of heavy iron mail
No matter the pain he ought to be unwinceable
Impossible deeds should be his daily fare
But where in the world
Is there in the world
A man so extraordinaire

C'est moi! C'est moi!
I'm forced to admit
'Tis I, I humbly reply
That mortal who
These marvels can do
C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I
I've never lost
In battle or game
I'm simply the best by far
When swords are cross'd
T'is always the same
One blow and au revoir
C'est moi! C'est moi!
So admir'bly fit
A d20 Prometheus unbound
And here I stand with valor untold
Exception'lly brave, amazingly bold
To serve at the EN World

The soul of a knight should be a thing remarkable
His heart and his mind as pure as morning dew
With a will and a self-restraint
That's the envy of ev'ry saint
He could easily work a miracle or two
To love and desire he ought to be unsparkable
The ways of the flesh should offer no allure
But where in the world
Is there in the world
A man so untouch'd and pure?

[spoken] C'est moi

C'est moi! C'est moi!
I blush to disclose, I'm far too noble to lie
That man in whom these qualities bloom
C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I

I've never stray'd from all I believe
I'm bless'd with an iron will
Had I been made the partner of Eve
We'd be in Eden still
C'est moi! C'est moi
The angels have chosen to fight their battle below
And here I stand as pure as a pray'r
Incredibly clean, with virtue to spare
The godliest man I know
C'est moi!

--The Sigil

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

*applauds the Sigil for his manly singing voice*

 

[Remathilis]

I guess I'd be the village educator/teacher. Or bartender. Or both.

Barring that, I'll go for menial laborur.