If EN World was a village, who would be whom?

[UniversalMonster]

I'd be TROGDOR, and I'd BURNINATE!

 

[s/LaSH]

Can I be a magistrate? Albeit a not very good one, who doesn't have half the law books and who is far too inclined to let people off if they had a good reason to 'do it'. In my spare time I lurk in a quiet room with an assortment of inks, frenziedly putting down the stories told to me in pictorial form, it never occurring to me that I might just write them and thus save an awful lot of time.

 

[Sialia]

Wargolem and I have set up a small shop dealing in archival materials pertaining to Piratecat's adventures.

Actualy, we set up competing shops, and then I plundered his, and republished his concordance under my press.

As I did with the memoirs of Bandeeto. Um. And a few others.

But everyone's been very nice about it.

I'm always on the prowl for folks I can talk into doing other chores for me, but all in the name of creating fun for the rest of the town. Really. I derive no personal profit whatsoever.

You know you can trust this innocent birdy, who sings only for pleasure.

I dabble in humorous scrolls on the side, and the occasional material which adults deem inappropriate for children.

I'm unscrupulous, but very popular.

 

[Skade]

I'm the wise monkey monk who dispenses wisdom through well placed smacks on the head, and incoherent shouts of "EEE EEE OOOO OOOO"

Really. I'm just too wise for the rest of you to comprehend.

 

[jemkym]

Hmmm....

I would be the simple farmer's boy who could never pluck up the courage to strike out on his own until some life-changing event... or the barrister who was secretly a worshipper of Loviatar and subverted justice at every turn.

 

[Robbert Raets]

I'd be the wierd guy who lives down Forest Lane and ogles pointed-eared lasses whenever in the Tavern.

By the way, which world is ENVillage located in? Greyhawk, Fearun, Discworld?

 

[Airwolf]

I would be the mill wright or the owner of a seedy night club / brothel. Better yet, both, my respectable persona and my not so respectable one.

 

[MEG Hal]

I would be the Seinfeld of that village:
"Have you ever wondered why a blood stain never comes out of your adventuring outfit...?"

Or the charismatic member of the village elders .

 

[MEG Hal]

I would be the Seinfeld of that village:
"Have you ever wondered why a blood stain never comes out of your adventuring outfit...?"

Or the charismatic member of the village elders .

 

[Krug]

just before i clicked, this thread had 88 posts with 888 views. WOW!

Now i destroyed this cosmic coincidence.... ;(