If EN World was a village, who would be whom?

[Psion]

I'd be the peddler of magic items that you find in every town. Prices all per the DMG, too.

 

[Cold Beer]

I'd be the town brewmeister.

or...

The town drinkin' buddy!


"Norm!"

Woody: "what's going on, mr. peterson?"
Norm: "a flashing sign in my gut that says, `insert beer here.' "

 

[Witch Doctor]

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My name says it all...

 

[MarauderX]

Architect & Engineer.... leave all of the town design work to me, and if you want it to have defensive qualities you better make that 2 overflowing chests of gold. I'll recommend a good contractor for ya too.

 

[dpdx]

What's WRONG with you people?

Two pages, and no one's spoken up for the most important job in ANY DnD village, town or borough?? Unbelievable.

BARTENDER.

ME.

Saddle up to the Soaring Pelican, boys, and order up!

[edit: openings available at the Pel for servers. Comely lasses and elves encouraged to apply.]

 

[Cold Beer]

Re: What's WRONG with you people?

BARTENDER.

Huzah!

 

[Eridanis]

Good thing no one's put up the local stage yet. I'd be the bard, producing local plays, and constantly stressing about how to pay for the next set of actors & scenery, while simultaneously writing the next three plays to go up.

The job gets harder when Trevalon and Michael_Morris fall asleep under the stage, instead of helping me build sets.

Guys? Guys? Where'd you run off to? (walks over to dpdx's to find them)

 

[Drunken Master]

good thing there's a bartender now, because the village drunk is thirsty!

 

[Drawmack]

I've got an idea. now that we've all picked our places why don't we do up stats, write up backgrounds, design our POIs (where appropriate) and put this stuff into Mor's End?

 

[Felix]

Sigh. Life in ENWorldville as the stray cat. I guess it wouldn't be so bad; laying around in the sun, catching mice, hissing at folks occasionaly, being told to "git". Just as long as someone leaves out milk every now and then.

And I would thump any commoner that even thinks about trying to mess with me!