If EN World was a village, who would be whom?

[Oni]

Mmmm, peasants....

 

[Drakron]

To keep in line with my RL ... I became the village looser.

 

[mistergone]

I'd move.

 

[Nightfall]

Hey Merlion maybe you could be the Apprentice of Nightfall (hey - theres a PrC in that somewhere...)

I already got one. Sancrankib.

Krug:

Aye, well I speak with many a god! Who? Oh you fools wouldn't know. I keep trying and trying to educated you, but all I get is "fanatic this." or "Mad Sage that." Enough to make me want to stuff my head inside a Savant Hydrae's mouth.

 

[RangerWickett]

Y'know, I really think ENWorld would be more like a burrough of Sigil, in the hub of the multiverse, rather than a simple village.

 

[Katerek]

Id be this guy that no-one really knows all that well who despeartely seeks to validate his largely meager existance by chiming in on random conversations with slightly sarcastic quips merely in order to increase his post count.

Or, if that roll is already taken, I'd be the guy with all the tattoos and bizarre anecdotes for any occasion.

 

[Kilmore]

Hey, now. It's not as fun if we all choose what we get to do ourselves!

LrdApok is our sign painter.
Knid Vernicious is our architect.
Piratecat is the sheriff.
Darkness is the deputy.
Dinkledog is the hound laying out in front of city hall.
Sir Osis of Liver is the drunk knight...

That's all I got so far.

 

[Pbartender]

I'd probably be the eccentric tinker who lives way out by the edge of the woods (probably right next door to HellHound)... Nothing I invent or repair does quite what it's suppose to, but it always does something.

 

[FreeTheSlaves]

Ooh, I'd be the long tongued lout, mocking the 20th level heroes.

or

I'd be a wandering monster with perfect meta-knowledge and tactics v anyone I encounter.

 

[Moe Ronalds]

*snip* a few missing limbs *snip*

A FEW missing limbs? Many people only have four, if you take a few then you're not leaving them with much.