If EN World was a village, who would be whom?

[hammymchamham]

town loan shark, or town pig.

 

[Darrin Drader]

I am a low-level ambassador from the nearby empire. Being unable to give out any specific information about the inner workings or their motivations, I mainly talk a lot with villagers and occasionally mutter cryptically.

I also write elaborate plays both for the empire and other smaller kingdoms.

 

[Crothian]

town loan shark, or town pig.

Loan pig??

 

[WanderingMonster]

See the sig

 

[Sejs]

Farmer.

Someone's gotta raise the crops to help feed this here villiage.

*nod*

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Proprieter of the local gentleman's club, Ye Olde Bada-Bing. Hammymchamham and Dinkeldog, stop by. I might have some work for youse guys.

 

[tonym]

I am the scarecrow in the cornfield.

I became sentient last week after a small, sick leprechaun crawled into my pumpkin-head and died.


Tony M

 

[Hand of Evil]

make me the town idoit...

Some scribe, clerk, or guildsman.

 

[Krug]

No one is taking my title of Sage away from me without a fight, some internal bleeding, and definitely a few missing limbs and maybe a missing organ or two. Now give me Mad Sage and I'll be fine. Or Idiot Savant.

"That madman there? He's always ranting about some weird place. City of Sin, city of Necromancers... don't go near him lads. He'll talk yer ear off."

 

[LGodamus]

I am that guy that is always seen wanderin around town but no one really remembers who he is .

Alas the life of a high level monk with a low charisma score..