If you were a superhero...

[Mycanid]

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

 

[Aeson]

Bummer.

I'm drowning it in pizza and cheese bread from Papa John's

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Reminds me of one of the episodes from the Tales From The Darkside Movie, the aliens that invade through a hair restoration company.

 

[Mycanid]

I'm drowning it in pizza and cheese bread from Papa John's

Oooooo ... sounds like a nice consolation to me!

 

[Aeson]

Haven't we been over this before?

I thought I already told you that my late grandfather was hairier than me.

Doesn't matter. Unless you shave your body, you are too hair.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Doesn't matter. Unless you shave your body, you are too hair.

Obviously you've never seen me. The only prominent hair on my body is a patch that is between my nipples. Thats too hairy?!

 

[Aeson]

I need to bleach my mind's eye.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I need to bleach my mind's eye.

*snickers*

Mission accomplished.

 

[sedarfaery]

I'd wear a jet black leotard and a small black mask just around the eyes.

 

[Mycanid]

Yodoolaaheeeehooooooo!!!!!

Dagnabbit Thunderfoot ....

I have had the yodelling line from the old Disney Song "It's a Small World After All" going through my head ever since your post!

Yo-dee-dee-yodoll-lo-do-lo-dee-hee,

Yo-dee-dee-yodoll-lo-do-lo-dee-hee,

Yo-dee-dee-yodoll-yo-do-lo-dee-hee,

Yo-do-lo-lee-hee-yo-do-lee-hee....

[plays on endless loop mode.....]