If you were a superhero...

[Dannyalcatraz]

True, true...

I never said he should go for the "fruit"- I'm thinking the prospect of being circumsized at 20', without anesthesia, and in combat? THAT is a threat!

All that said, howabout the Drunken Appleknocker Moyel?

 

[Heckler]

He's an appleknocker, of course he's going for the fruit!

 

[Heckler]

Oh, I haven't designed my costume yet. I'm not sure what most of it would be like, but its damn well gonna have a codpiece.

 

[Goldmoon]

Oh, I haven't designed my costume yet. I'm not sure what most of it would be like, but its damn well gonna have a codpiece.

Better hope its a flexible codpiece or its gonna hurt if I use my super powers.

 

[Heckler]

Better hope its a flexible codpiece or its gonna hurt if I use my super powers.

I am clearly between an appleknocker and a hard place.

 

[Goldmoon]

I am clearly between an appleknocker and a hard place.

No, no, MY 20' pole is not for pain, its for me to make money on. Havent you been paying attention. Personally, I think I got screwed on the powers, I cant help anyone. All I can do is make myself rich (well, thats not too bad).

 

[Heckler]

No, no, MY 20' pole is not for pain, its for me to make money on. Havent you been paying attention. Personally, I think I got screwed on the powers, I cant help anyone. All I can do is make myself rich (well, thats not too bad).

Yes, but I need to wear the codpiece for Appleknocker Moyel, and I can't wear it for you...I'm screwed either way!

 

[Goldmoon]

Yes, but I need to wear the codpiece for Appleknocker Moyel, and I can't wear it for you...I'm screwed either way!

OK, I get it now. Yeah, you really are in a delimma. I guess the only way out is for you turn gay so my powers cant affect you thereby allowing you to wear the codpiece of your choice.

 

[Heckler]

OK, I get it now. Yeah, you really are in a delimma. I guess the only way out is for you turn gay so my powers cant affect you thereby allowing you to wear the codpiece of your choice.

There's gotta be another option.

Pleasepleaseplease let there be another option.

 

[Ranger REG]

I'd wear whatever made me look the hottest. How about you tell me my powers and I'll tell yuo what my costume is?

Your Power: the ability to mesmerize your opponent with your nudity.


What costume would you wear?