SpiderMonkey
Explorer
Happy B-Day, and sad for the reasons listed above. It only gets worse:
I'm turning 30 in 3 days.
Beware: after 18, the time between years seems to shrink exponentially. Seriously. Yesterday I was 25. I blinked a few seconds ago, and here I am: 29.
I'm turning 30 in 3 days.

Beware: after 18, the time between years seems to shrink exponentially. Seriously. Yesterday I was 25. I blinked a few seconds ago, and here I am: 29.