I'm a dragon

[jdavis]

My ex wifes mother's racoon was close to 60 pounds and loved to attack by suprise, I fell asleep pn the couch once and it decided to wake me up by trying to rip my hand off. He was just being playful but being yanked halfway off the couch by a excited varmit is a poor way to be woke up.

 

[Ravellion]

I wasn't aiming for vampire but I got it because half of the questions only had weird answers to them. The fact that I don't like sharp wooden objects probably dit it

Second try, really trying to stay as close to my own personality as I can: Human. Well, at least that explains why the sunbed didn't dust me yesterday

Rav

 

[Col_Pladoh]

My ex wifes mother's racoon was close to 60 pounds and loved to attack by suprise, I fell asleep pn the couch once and it decided to wake me up by trying to rip my hand off. He was just being playful but being yanked halfway off the couch by a excited varmit is a poor way to be woke up.

Eeep!

She had a pet boar coon?! They tend to get right nasty as they get older, don't they. A raccoon that size can kill a dogt, especially if they get it in a creek. Hope it wasn't actually attempting to demolish your hand.

I'll remember to never fall asleep around some big old pet coon, and that's for certain. All my bull mastiff would do if I fell asleep when he was around was to climb into bed, or on the couch, I was resting in, work his way under the covers, and snooze with me

Happy New Year,
Gary

 

[jdavis]

The older "Bandit" got the less playful he got, I haven't been around them in three years but the last I heard he had to be moved to a cage outside because he kept getting into the heating and air conditioning vents and knocking holes in them. She had 8 racoons living in the house at one time, she did wildlife rescue. She is a very odd person (I can say that now that she is no longer my mother in law). I don't think they ever found all the socks that the Racoons hauled off, they had a thing for dirty socks.