I'm a dragon

[Psychotic Dreamer]

"You're a Vampire!! Seductive, beautiful, mysterious, and quite evil. You're very dark and dangerous.. You kill to feed, and pray upon the most unsespecting and beautiful people you can find..."

Which is totally not me, but that's ok... I like the way it sounds.

 

[Crothian]

"You're a Wood Elf!! You care deeply for nature and animals..at a disregard for most races. You generally won't touch a weapon, and only use your magic to help nature. Often you live alone in the woods, don't in groups."

It even came with a hot elf chick picture

 

[mythusmage]

Vampire

A vampire.

Something's not right here. Yes, I'm most active at night. Yes, I sunburn on overcast days. But I drink milk for crying out loud. I like garlic toast. That's a vampire?

So I can't be a milk drinking orc who likes chatting with pretty girls in dark tavern booths?

Vampire.

Somebody's spent to much time in the goth-for-raving-loonies crowd.

Vampire.

If it weren't for this talisman he'd get drained faster than a bottle of cream in a house full of cats. Which reminds me, the power's low, so I'll be having that pizza soon. (I really should start eating spaghetti again. Guess I'll have to buy a replacement for my old stock pot.)

 

[PA]

Re: Vampire

Gary had warned me there was something not quite right about you, Alan. Now we know.

Dragongirl, what did Airwolf do to you? I would have bet it was Horacio on that pic.

 

[mythusmage]

Re: Re: Vampire

Gary had warned me there was something not quite right about you, Alan. Now we know.

Gary warned you? You took a radical libertarian with an inordinate fondness for Old English (the language) seriously? You really should stop stoking your fire with that cheap coal.

Besides, what's wrong with chatting with a pretty lady over a glass of nonfat? (Did you know you can make a dribble glass using your fangs? Take a clear, plastic cup and carefully heat it up. (You want it soft, but not sagging.) When it's ready you nip it with the canines and then let it cool. It takes practice, but when you get it right nobody'll suspect a thing.)

 

[JohnClark]

You're a Gnome!! An Inventor!! You make as many things as you can.. Though you are very disorganized... But who cares? You just found an invention that... that...Well..you don't know what it does.. But it does something! Now just have to patent it to make sure none of the tall folk get a hold of it.. (did I forget to meantion you're a little short?....Shorter than a Kender... But you like it that way.)

Me, a gnome? No way.

 

[Jemal]

ooh, vampire. Big surprise.
*yawn*

 

[Telgian]

High elf, or so it would seem.

 

[Moleculo]

Dragon here. I don't know why either, i didn't pick any of the obvious "I am so large, i cannot fit within the tavern" or "I eat humanoids." I guess i just awesome.

 

[Oogar]

Ack, Vampire. Ah well, could be worse I suppose. but.....

I DON'T wear Black (much), and I drink white wine, not to mention the love of garlic. Though.... I have not been to church in a while and it has been years since... Anyway....