I'm heir to the throne of Condo.

[Gumby]

http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/

A site with many screencaps of a particularly badly translated bootleg of FOTR, including one of a slightly confused Legolas:

 

[Chauzu]

That's is helarious.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Wonderful!

"I am the heir to the throne of Condo" is the best, though.

 

[larfinia]

fab!

 

[saFire]

I like

"Ride hard. Don't come back."

and

"I don't suppose we'll ever have to see them again." (not sure if those are the exact words.)

and

"My father looks to me to put things right. But I won't do it."

 

[Negative Zero]

that's actually from one of hte best bootleg dvds i've ever seen. picked it up in Feb of last year. amazing picture quality, great sound, navigable menus and all. but those subtitles!!! hilarious!!! i think it was made in Tiwan or some other far eastern country. clearly by non-native english speakers.

(oh and before you go griping about bootlegs, i also own both releases of FotR great purchases all THREE of them! ... hmmmm come to think about it, i should have an extra copy of that dvd somewhere around here ... )

~NegZ

 

[Sixchan]

If the translation is this bad, I can't wait for Saruman to say "All your Base are belong to us!" in TTT!

 

[Chauzu]

There's no way that is supposed to be a serious translation. The bootleg was probably done like that on purpous...... you hope......

 

[Negative Zero]

There's no way that is supposed to be a serious translation. The bootleg was probably done like that on purpous...... you hope......

oh yeah, it's serious all right. the guys who did it just clearly don't speak english all that well.

~NegZ