I'm hot for Elastigirl

[Darth K'Trava]

Wait... such a thing exists?!

...

[head explodes]

Yup.

Scary ain't it?

That someone..... err.... something would be willing to do Mialee......

Hell, not even that "vanilla" cleric would do her..... he's got the hots for Alhandra and then starts acting like a virgin 15 year old when he's around her.....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Nope

Goes to show someone looked to see for himself....

 

[Tinker Gnome]

I am so going to get taunted for this but...

I often find myself attracted to anime women.

*Gets in armored car and drives off*

 

[Captain Tagon]

I am so going to get taunted for this but...

I often find myself attracted to anime women.

*Gets in armored car and drives off*

Who doesn't?

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

Who doesn't?

Quoted 'cause it's true.

 

[LightPhoenix]

My lust was all about Gadget from the rescue rangers.

 

[ssampier]

And that reason is...

...to download cartoon tentacle pr0n.

Well, you know there was an episode with Princess Clara on Drawn Together.

What?! Why do you ask? I don't watch cartoon pr0n.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

My lust was all about Gadget from the rescue rangers.

Well that's better than Inspector Gadget, I suppose. But give that Penny a few more years....

And I'm sure she'd be drawn as a hottie worthy of inclusion in a D.O.A. videogame.

 

[RangerWickett]

One of my college friends spent four years trying to date a lesbian. He and she were great friends, but he had the hots for her, and she . . . was a lesbian. Named Alesia.

Flash forward four years, and this woman is a voice actress for video games, and a body model for a few of the female characters in Enter the Matrix. And she also is one of the voice actresses for the female fox character in the latest StarFox series of games.

One day, in a bout of googling my friends, I found this:

A fan site.
Warning. This site is Grandma friendly, but only because Grandma wouldn't understand what these people are so interested in.

I don't have a problem with furries. I have some pretty odd habits myself (Here's lookin' at you, Nothingland). But when people choose a pixelated blue fox over someone who looks like Alesia, I have trouble making sense of the world. Sure, they aren't wasting four years chasing after a woman who'd never be interested in them. But they're obsessing about a person who doesn't exist!

 

[BOZ]

yeah, but Alesia is a lesbian. a hot lesbian. ain't nothin' wrong with that, now!