I'm not dead

[Witch Doctor]

Uhh... dude. I think she's, like, uhh... dead.

Loot the bodies!

Dibs on the magic sword!

 

[Angcuru]

I get the bag of holding! I proceed to pick pocket my party members' smaller magical items, put them into the bag, turn the bag inside out, cover myself with it, and walk through the dungeon walls out into the bright sunlight.....

 

[Remathilis]

Sorry, I have a "Power Word: Dibs" card from Hackmaster, I get first dibs.

Someone needs to administer the dead-test. Poke her with a stick three times, if it doesn't move, it's dead.

 

[Witch Doctor]

Bah! Your Hackmaster items have no affect here! This is a DnD (3e) world! Mwahahaha!!!!!!

 

[Kaiyosama]

Actually, where I come from we use a sharp spear. And we don't "poke".

 

[Remathilis]

Yeah, but while you were looking at the card and poking the corpse, I nabbed the phat loot.

 

[Blackleaf]

So, you're holding your breath and you don't hear yourself breathing.

If nothing else, your brain is dead.

Silly (but not dead) me!

 

[DerianCypher]

Well, I'm going to have to say that Blackleaf is most definately, without any question, dead.

Say it with me blackleaf, D-E-D, Dead, Pushing up daisies, bought the farm, running around in the big dungeon in the sky..

Now.. if only you'd accept it

 

[Blackleaf]

I know you are but what am I?

(Not Dead is what am I!)

 

[hong]

How can you say you're alive if 99.99% of the board never sees you? I'm not gonna believe that Blackleaf is not dead until she posts in other threads besides this one.