I'm not dead

[Mathew_Freeman]

Yeah! Death by consensual majority! We all say you're dead, therefore you are. Your opinion is irrelevant.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Please stop feeding the Troll/Elf Halfbreed....

 

[Blackleaf]

How can you say you're alive if 99.99% of the board never sees you? I'm not gonna believe that Blackleaf is not dead until she posts in other threads besides this one.

There (and it's 'He')!

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46709

See?! Not DEAD!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Dead, and confused, by the sounds of it.

 

[Darrin Drader]

See?! Not DEAD!

You might try lying down or putting a paper bag over your head or something. I am quite certain you are dead. Otherwise, why would you have brought it up in the first place?

 

[Sixchan]

There (and it's 'He')!

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46709

See?! Not DEAD!

UGH! Keep away from me! Or did you deliberately neglect to mention your sex change when I suggested you be my girlfriend? I don't know about you, but I'd consider that relationship to have one penis too many.

So anyway, when did your DM give you a Girdle of Gender Bending?

 

[Blackleaf]

UGH! Keep away from me! Or did you deliberately neglect to mention your sex change when I suggested you be my girlfriend?

I was wondering about you when you kept saying that but, you know, nothing wrong with that if it is who you are. Glad you cleared it up though.

See?! Wondering! I think therefore I am (not dead)!

 

[Dispater]

When's the funeral gonna take place?

 

[Gez]

*Offended rant*

One must admit, however, that in your case, your avatar and your name (isn't -chan the japanese suffix for a female friend ?) are confusing too.

 

[Eridanis]

All right, you convinced me. You walked into a gamer bar, and no one tried to turn you. So you're not undead. You got drunk, so you're not dead. But, from an existential point of view, does that necessarily prove that you are alive? Hmm... <arches eyebrow>