I'm not dead

Blackleaf · Mar 30, 2003

Experience? Experience my not being dead!

Sixchan · Mar 30, 2003

Blackleaf said:
Experience? Experience my not being dead!

Ah! Clearly, as a tribute, someone has set up the Blackleaf Experience to celebrate your life. Since lives are generally celebrated posthumously, you must be dead.

And if I get 80000xp for explaining how someone must be dead, I think I'm on epic levels now.

Timothy · Mar 30, 2003

Surprisingly this pint asn't been made before.

But have you ever seen a black leaf that wasn't dead yet?

Angcuru · Mar 30, 2003

well...if she's talking and she isn't trying to eat people...chances are that she's alive.

Xeriar · Mar 30, 2003

Blackleaf said:
Experience? Experience my not being dead!

...

Is that an invitation?

Mathew_Freeman · Mar 30, 2003

AAAAH! Blackleaf is undead and is haunting ENWorld! Call a Scared Exorcist...

Blackleaf · Mar 31, 2003

The ants crawl in,
The ants crawl out,
But not on Blackleaf,
Cause I'm not dead!

Sixchan · Mar 31, 2003

Blackleaf said:
The ants crawl in,
The ants crawl out,
But not on Blackleaf,
Cause I'm not dead!

The ants crawl in,
The ants crawl out,
BLACKLEAF'S DEAD!
Hear them shout!

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*slaps forehead*

Ack! Of course! It all makes sense now! Y'See, since every possibility is represented in at least one universe on the Prime Material Plane (I subscribe to the original idea that the Prime is a Multiverse, not a Universe) then in the universe where Blackleaf is real, she was ressurected by Wizard the Cleric (debbie's character) when Debbie left the campaign.

HOWEVER. Remember when black leaf died? I'm sure you remember it, don't you? The rope...the dragin minature you thought was really cool...well, you're WRONG! THAT'S MARCIE!

MARCIE IS DEAD!!!

alsih2o · Mar 31, 2003

Remathilis · Mar 31, 2003

Listen, we have some options here...

Black Leaf is dead, and she is in denial about it.
Black Leaf is undead, and haunting us.
Black Leaf is alive, but appears dead.
Black Leaf is really the ENWORLD gnome.
Black Leaf is currently captured in the tooth of a demi-lich, not quite dead, but not alive either.
Black Leaf is possessed by the soul of a demon-lord. My votes on Orcus. Curse you Orcus, CURSE YOU!
Black Leaf is really alive, healthy, and living whereever she lives.

PS: Its "The Worms crawl in, the worms crawl out", not the ants. Clearly the shock of (near)death made you forget that.