I'm not dead

Blackleaf may or may not be dead, but Pkitty sure shut down the poll about it with a vengeance.

So I voted dead and it looks like I was in the majority.
 

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Huh! Maybe it isn't me who is dead, hmmm? Maybe it is the spirit of gaming that is dead in those who are so quick to claim that I am dead? Cause I am not even close to, even a little bit, even a slight bit dead! NOT DEAD!
 

But now that it is accepted you are alive, something more horrific has come to light:

BLACKLEAF IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!:eek:
 
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You're not dead.
You're not alive neither.
You don't exist. You are a figment of imagination. You are a fictional character's fictional fictional character. The girl called Marcie had never existed. She had never rolled your stats. You have never been played. And even then, you still would not have existed, for you would have been a simple fictional character (rather than a fictional fictional character).
 



alsih2o: "Dibs" on that killer Dragon miniature. And the other mini's. AND that kick-butt poster on her wall.

Heck, just pack her collection and send it to me.

Blackleaf had serious bank! :D
 


Blackleaf said:


See?! I am not dead! If I were, I couldn't have opened a serious bank account!

No, that's Marcie's stuff. You don't have a serious bank accounts, because there are no banks in Greyhawk.
 

Perhaps the missing "g" in Blackleaf's spelling of "exaggeration" in her signature gives us a clue. Perhaps it was expended when she looked in the mirror and said, "Gee! I'm dead!" Or perhaps the "g" stands for "gone".

Everybody give the corpse a hug. She's obviously having a hard time dealing with this. :)
 

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