I'm not dead

[Angcuru]

You'll be stone dead in a moment.

Blackleaf - "I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy! I feel happy!..."

 

[Sixchan]

Not a hint of dead here!

That's just because you were very well preserved. You won't start to decompose for another 20 years. Then there might be a hint of dead.

 

[Witch Doctor]

Comes out pulling a cart.

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

 

[Angcuru]

*Blackshirt5 enters stage left carrying Blackleaf kicking and screaming*
Here's one, and here's your ninepence.

 

[Blackleaf]

Very much alive = not dead!

 

[Sixchan]

Very much alive = not dead!

Can be rearranged to form:

dead = not alive very much

Clearly, you just typed a code subconciously to tell us that you secretly are dead. You definitely are insane. Too bad you're not my girlfriend.

 

[Kilmore]

You may not be dead, but I just killed your DM, so logically you are next.

Any last words before you are dead?

You leave Ms. Frost alone!

 

[Gez]

- Poor, poor Blackleaf, you shall not have died in vain!
- Uh, I'm-- I'm not quite dead, sir.
- Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
- I-- I-- I think I c-- I could pull through, sir.
- Oh, I see.


- For, since the tragic death of Blackleaf--
- She's not quite dead!
- Since the near fatal wounding of Blackleaf--
- She's getting better!
- For, since Blackleaf, who, when she seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon her...
- Uugh!
- Oh, she's died!

 

[Blackleaf]

Not a smattering of dead!

 

[Gez]

Not a smattering of dead!

You only believe you're alive. But you're dead. Remember the rope ? Make your will save, and you'll find out you're dead. Well, it's true you have problems making saves. But you're dead, trust me. You know you can trust me: I'm a complete stranger, met on the Internet. So, believe me, you're not living anymore.

Yes, you're very dead. you're no more. You're late and lamented. Why, yes. Yes you are.

Gee, I'm scared. I'm talking with a dead person's dead character.