In-game adventuring advice

[fafhrd]

Scales shine like metal, Dragon be gentle.
But if like a flower, run and cower.

 

[Dagger75]

"Old Man Myer used his fire and the troll don't stroll no more"

"Don't go far without a crowbar"

"When you have lost all hope use a rope"

"Vampires are like cows, they both hate stakes" (okay thats a little lame but I laughed a litte)

Thats what I came up with in like 2 minutes between calls here at work.

 

[Funeris]

Strong and true is a Dwarven brew.
Tart and weak is poison from a sneak.

 

[Funeris]

When shadows move, strike, and run,
beware the attack or you'll become one.

 

[Funeris]

When silver only may slay the beast,
dodge the bite or join the feast.

Obviously similar to my prior post. hmmm....

 

[Funeris]

When cold and dead, nothing but bone,
your blade won't work, try a stone.

 

[gizmo33]

Don't pull levers in dungeons

Don't tug on Superman's cape.

Don't touch a skull with diamonds for eyes and teeth.

And don't mess around with Tim (the Enchanter).

(ok, it doesn't go with the song)

 

[Henry]

When cold and dead, nothing but bone,
your blade won't work, try a stone.

When silver only may slay the beast,
dodge the bite or join the feast.

I like these two - they have a folksy quality to them.

 

[Funeris]

An Ugly wretch with snakes for hair,
her stony gaze you must beware.

-and thanks Henry

 

[fafhrd]

Don't pull levers in dungeons

Don't tug on Superman's cape.

Don't touch a skull with diamonds for eyes and teeth.

And don't mess around with Tim (the Enchanter).

(ok, it doesn't go with the song)

For that matter how bout:

Don't jump through dark portals. AND

Vecna still has his head.