Insignificant Gods

[fuindordm]

<--The Winslow.

 

[Alzrius]

Finder. You can find him in a number of FR books and novels.

Hey Shemmy, don't forget to mention that a good resource is the Gods List over on Planewalker.com. It has official D&D deities from the entire history of the game, which means that there are a lot of ridiculous deities in there, such as Shindra, the Lawful Evil goddess of dancing girls.

 

[SSquirrel]

Like Simon, the god of hair-dos and Jeff, the god of biscuits?

Damn you and your beating me to Eddie Izzard quotes! heh

Rick James, god of bitch slaps
Wayne Brady, god of choking
Dave Chapelle, god of insanity-induced travel
Lothar, god of hill people
Mr Robinson, god of the neighborhood
Serious Caveman, god of simplicity
Mr Furious, god of impotent rage


I can steal from pop culture all day long

 

[thundershot]

Apatheena - Goddess of not giving a sh--....




Chris

 

[Audrik]

The God of Tuesday (insert your fantasy day of the week instead). Cause everybody knows that nothing ever happens on a tuesday. Domain: Bordom.

That's funny. Roughly four or five years ago, my brother declared himself the Mayor of Tuesday and me the Governor of July.

 

[SSquirrel]

Julia, goddess of wine and warbling
Paula, goddess of butter

 

[Henry]

Because I saw it in a GURPS book once, you HAVE to have a God of Bottle-washing in there somewhere.

Scrabilious, The God of Blue-bottle flies
Weeve, the God of Basketweaving
Damm, the God of Profanity
Dunhion, the God of Idiots
Wikki, the God of trivia

 

[Nightson]

From real life even

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Roman_deities

 

[wingsandsword]

Habib, God of Janitors

His priests all carry magical wastebaskets that whisk whatever is placed in them to Habib's divine domain, and they all have the granted power of being able to detect treasure near them, however they are required to take all abandoned/lost treasure they find (like that left on dead bodies or in secret treasure rooms in dungeons) and dispose of it in their wastebasket.

In an otherwise (mostly) serious campaign, this was the DM's explanation for why after the PC's killed everything in a dungeon, if they came back a few days later all the corpses would be gone and any treasure they missed (or would be unable to carry out) would be gone.

For some inexplicable reason, despite running 7 campaigns over 6 years in this setting, nobody ever wanted to play one of the Priests of Habib.

 

[*eh*]

An often seen god in our games is Ploug (Plow-g), the God of Pastries.

However, I'm not sure that he counts. He has a very large following on a great number of worlds.