Oh, you'll be putting out to the metaphoric corn-hole penetration that will be my submission. It, in all it's greatness and vast scale of grandeur will open you so wide your entrails will expell onto the floor in a sick haneous pile of poor creativity and shabby writing.
Prepare your lubrication of excuses and explanations for the onslaught of DMing perfection that is about to come into your person like an unstoppable train of pure genius.