Irreconcilable differences?

[Aurora]

Driving home from work last night, I was listening to the local news station. After reading the basics of the story, the announcer said:

"Spears has sold over 60 million records worldwide. Federline...has not."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is freaking hilarious.

 

[Nyaricus]

He's gross. Wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

I would.

Of course, he'd be getting hit with it

 

[jaerdaph]

Carefully skirting the edge of the no politics/no religion rule, I was a little surprised that her divorce was the front page news story at the top of the New York Post today instead of the major news event* that happened yesterday. And with that I'll say no more.

*if you have to ask, well, don't ask here.

 

[kenobi65]

Carefully skirting the edge of the no politics/no religion rule, I was a little surprised that her divorce was the front page news story at the top of the New York Post today instead of the major news event* that happened yesterday. And with that I'll say no more.

Dude...it's the New York Post you're talking about!! The paper that gave us the timeless headline of "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar!" If it were the Times, then you'd have a right to be surprised.

 

[jaerdaph]

"Headless Body Found In Topless Bar!"

That was a classic.

 

[LightPhoenix]

Ah, I do love the Post.

 

[Ghendar]

Britney Spears files for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences with Kevin Federline:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/07/britney.divorce/index.html

How can two goofy, dumb-as-a-post white-trash kids with questionable musical talents have irreconcilable differences? It would seem that they were a perfect match.

Have you guys read the Amazon reviews of his new CD? Some of them are absolutely hysterical.

http://www.amazon.com/Playing-Fire-..._bbs_sr_1/002-8481689-0599257?ie=UTF8&s=music

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

How can two goofy, dumb-as-a-post white-trash kids with questionable musical talents have irreconcilable differences? It would seem that they were a perfect match.

Possible sources of friction in the Spears/Federline union:

1) Her albums go multi-Platinum. His go Wood.

2) They probably like different NASCAR drivers.

3) She was sick of K-Fed trying to figure out how to put the mansion up on cinderblocks.

4) [JOKE DELETED FOR BEING TOO RACIST FOR EVEN A BLACK GUY TO TELL]

5) She was tired of Jeff Foxworthy spying on them for new material.

6) Embarrassed by being looked down on by Tonya Harding, Amy Fisher, and Whitney Huston.

 

[Olaf the Stout]

I never realised how much of a white trailer trash girl Britney was until she married K-Fed.

Olaf the Stout

 

[kenobi65]

I never realised how much of a white trailer trash girl Britney was until she married K-Fed.

When she was younger, I think she hid it better (or, she was just hotter, and we didn't care).

Now, she's clearly shown her heritage as being from the hallowed country of Whitetrashenstein.

(Can't take credit for that one...heard it applied many years ago to the aforementioned Ms. Harding.)