Is Scott Rouse a REAL Person???

[Mistwell]

Of course he is a real person. I even have a picture of him:

 

[Scribble]

A post that has 30 responses and still not a word from anyone at WOTC!!! (and I even saw some scott rouse posts earlier...)

I think we're on to something here!!!

WOTC you cannot fool true gamers with your Rouse Ruse! We will prevail! The Scott Rouse you saw at Gencon was simply a hollographic image created by Gleemax.

There is no Rouse.

Only then can you know 4e.

 

[blargney the second]

"4s...you...wish..."

Bud-dum-ching! 4wesome!

 

[Abisashi]

I am Spa- er, Scott Rouse!

 

[Brentos]

No!

I am Rouse-icus!

 

[Bacris]

I heard Eric Noah is really Scott Rouse... Or was it Wil Wheaton is Scott Rouse?

 

[Jedi_Solo]

There is no Rouse.

There is only Gleemax.

 

[Volcom Stone]

I saw this on my way to school

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

(Grumpy does his best Dennis Hopper-tweaking impression)

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Rouse. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a game-designer in the classic sense. I mean, sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say do you know that the whole categorization of monsters will be different in 4th edition? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you for one measly botch man, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt the new system even before it here, man – I mean, I'm no, I can't – I'm a little man, I'm a total grognard man, he's, he's a great DM, man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas – I mean that's gonna be a totally new kinda a monster, man..."

 

[Volcom Stone]

(Grumpy does his best Dennis Hopper-tweaking impression)

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Rouse. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a game-designer in the classic sense. I mean, sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say do you know that the whole categorization of monsters will be different in 4th edition? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you for one measly botch man, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt the new system even before it here, man – I mean, I'm no, I can't – I'm a little man, I'm a total grognard man, he's, he's a great DM, man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas – I mean that's gonna be a totally new kinda a monster, man..."