I have no sympathy for players who push the Big Red Button, or who find a plate of eggs benedict in a strange, uninhabited cavern sitting on at a fancy table in the middle of an empty, dark, stalactite-filled room and say, "I eat the eggs benedict."
Simiarly, if you see a duck on the 9th level of Hell, don't try to feed it. Try to consider, just for a moment, what chain of events could lead to an ordinary, harmless duck wandering the wastes of Hell. Most likely, you don't want anything to do with that duck.