It seems people really do lie on the intertoobz

[Zombie_Babies]

Alcoholism, wife beating and depression?

No you fool! That's precisely what gives country music its power!

 

[Kramodlog]

/gasp

What's its kryptonite? Vegan food?

 

[Zombie_Babies]

It's whatever the article was about. I forget.

 

[The_Silversword]

Gelato's not vegan!?