It's a Christmas Miracle!

[BiggusGeekus]

Woo-hoo!

For Christmas, I got my grandmother a calendar from Kinko's that for each month had a different picture of my little girl. But ... oh no! I didn't get them from the store in time! The calendar won't arrive in time for grandmother on Christmas because I'm not going to have time to drive all the way to FedEx to send it. But wait! The admin at work says she can send it out on the corporate account! It'll get to grandma in time! It's a Christmas Miracle!

I wanted to get my wife a book by Truman Capote and a couple of CDs. But ... oh no! I've been working 60 hour weeks and forgot to go to amazon.com and my wife will get no presents. But wait! I got lucky and found a parking spot right in front of the store! I was in and out in 20 minutes! It's a Christmas Miracle!


Any other Christmas Miracles out there?

 

[jgbrowning]

For a second there I thought you were going to say something good about that awful Merchad's Legacy.

That would be a real miracle...

joe b.

 

[MrFilthyIke]

It's a miracle I haven't snapped and started road-side executions on the @#$%ing Florida holiday drivers.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

For a second there I thought you were going to say something good about that awful Merchad's Legacy.

That would be a real miracle...

It totally needed more elf pr0n.

 

[jgbrowning]

It totally needed more elf pr0n.

That was my exact thought. To many damn words and not enough hawt elf chixxors!

joe b.

 

[jgbrowning]

I would never have guessed my 4k post would have included the words "hawt elf chixxors" but that's the wonder of not being prescient.



joe b.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

my 4k post ... included the words "hawt elf chixxors"

It's a Christmas Miracle!

 

[Numion]

We were looking for the traditional Christmas ham with my brother, but the first store didn't have any decent ones. My parents switched to a Christmas turkey, and I must have my ham or it ain't a Christmas. So no ham in the store, but we went to the second store. They had a decent ham for sale. We bought it. 17 pounds of ham goodness secured at my brothers place.

It's a Christmas Miracle!

 

[reveal]

I nudged my wife in bed last night and asked "Ya wanna?" She said, "Sure. I got nothing better to do."

It's a Christmas Miracle!

 

[MrFilthyIke]

I nudged my wife in bed last night and asked "Ya wanna?" She said, "Sure. I got nothing better to do."

It's a Christmas Miracle!

No, that's a Christmas Crime.