It's a white Christmas!

Oh, sometimes you read a line and it just strikes you as dirty funny...:)

Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches will never do!

Sorry.:D
 

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I think I am snowphobic (is there a real name for this?) Watching snow fall is just creepy!! All that water coming down and not a sound. Weird I tell you, just plain weird.

If I never see snow fall again, I will die a happy man. I for one will be plenty happy in my 60F (~15C) weather here in Arizona.
 


I for one love snow. Here in Springfield, MO, we had about 14 inches before Christmas, and another two inches fell yesterday. Great for going outside and laying the smackdown on my players in a huge snowball fight!!! :D
 

I have about a foot of snow in my driveway. And about three feet at the end of my driveway thanks to the city plow.

So I call my landlord and ask who will be doing snow removal. (Our regular guy didn't pay his rent and got evicted.) My landlord replies, "I hadn't really thought about it. I guess I can bring my plow around. But the cars will have to be moved out of the driveway first." Read my first paragraph again. I suggested that wasn't possible because of the SNOW in the driveway. He really isn't very swift...

He's plowing it now. So I get to go dig out my car in a few minutes. Joy.
 

Sure, shovelling snow isn't that much fun. But I love snow so much that I'm willing to pay the price.

Of course, it helps that the guy around the corner got a new snow-blower, and is having fun cleaning up the entire neighborhood as an excuse to play with his new toy.;)
 

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