It's that time of year... (rant)

[fett527]

My wife and I married when she was 21 and I was 22. She had moved back to attend a University closer to home (closer to me really and boy her mother didn't like that) after attending The Ohio State University for two years. She was a full-time student and worked full-time and I just worked full-time. My suggestion is go out together and have as much fun as you can to break the routine. We went out with friends all the time as a couple and still had a great time. And we never dated either, we have been together since I was 17 and she was 16.

As you can see you're never alone with ENWorld around. Always other people to empathize with. Chin up and all that!

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

(But after reading some of your exploits and GenCon, I could be wrong. ).

Exploits?! I was a perfect angel at GenCon!! *points to halo*

Rel, do those bite marks on your nipple make a match to her teeth?!

Now - I do love Rel. He's a nice guy. But being nice does not make one nipple-bite-worthy (unless of course you are a stripper - at which point biting nipples probably has very little to do with nice and everything to do with $$$). *shudders* Strippers scared me.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

I didn't hear anything about QD going to the strip clubs with the TBRs unless...

Sometimes I joke that I'm going to become a stripper. I'd make way more money than I do at my current job and could get by with only working weekends! But - mostly I just do it to watch The Universe start to shake with anger and turn red. For some reason, he doesn't like the idea of his wife taking of her clothes for strangers! Don't get it!

 

[reveal]

Exploits?! I was a perfect angel at GenCon!! *points to halo*

It doesn't count if you make it yourself out of a wire hanger, tin foil, gold spray paint, and glitter.

 

[reveal]

Sometimes I joke that I'm going to become a stripper. I'd make way more money than I do at my current job and could get by with only working weekends! But - mostly I just do it to watch The Universe start to shake with anger and turn red. For some reason, he doesn't like the idea of his wife taking of her clothes for strangers! Don't get it!

He's change his mind once you bought him his first fur coat. If not, just let him know your ho's don't talk to you like that and show him the back of your hand.

 

[Desdichado]

Sometimes I joke that I'm going to become a stripper. I'd make way more money than I do at my current job and could get by with only working weekends! But - mostly I just do it to watch The Universe start to shake with anger and turn red. For some reason, he doesn't like the idea of his wife taking of her clothes for strangers! Don't get it!

Well, now that he's succumbed to robot attack, you can finally make the dream a reality!

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

It doesn't count if you make it yourself out of a wire hanger, tin foil, gold spray paint, and glitter.

Really? *pout* I thought that the glitter made it look really real! You're ruining my reputation, reveal! You are a RUINER!

 

[Desdichado]

Really? *pout* I thought that the glitter made it look really real! You're ruining my reputation, reveal! You are a RUINER!

No, he's a revealer. Which either means that he's one of those guys that goes around telling people the hard truth, no matter what they want to hear, or that he's a flasher.

I'm guessing the second of those two options--it seems more up his alley.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

He's change his mind once you bought him his first fur coat. If not, just let him know your ho's don't talk to you like that and show him the back of your hand.

No, reveal. Those aren't my "ho's". Those are my bitches. Get it right.

 

[reveal]

Really? *pout* I thought that the glitter made it look really real! You're ruining my reputation, reveal! You are a RUINER!

It's what I do.