I've got no peristalsis!!!

Mystery Man · Jan 20, 2005

Currently sitting down with half a dozen or so oatmeal raisin cookies. Things should be better in the morning...

Desdichado · Jan 20, 2005

What's that, your tailbone?

diaglo · Jan 20, 2005

null can't divide by 0 rule....

Desdichado · Jan 20, 2005

Are cookies really the best thing for that, though? The raisins on their own, in great quantity, might be good. Prunes probably even better...

Stone Angel · Jan 20, 2005

Prune juice is great, budweiser also can help lots of budwieser!

The Seraph of Earth and Stone

EricNoah · Jan 20, 2005

Coffee is my miracal cure. One cup and I'm ready to go, in more ways than one.

Mystery Man · Jan 20, 2005

Well it used to be a cup of coffee a smoke and a check of the email in the morning. Unfortunately I quit smoking about 5 years ago. :\

Wulf Ratbane · Jan 20, 2005

Mystery Man said:
I've got no peristalsis!

That's going to make swallowing those cookies difficult.

Darrin Drader · Jan 20, 2005

How in the world does this keep happening?!!! It must be some kind of strange epidemic.

Raging Epistaxis · Jan 20, 2005

It could be worse, though. You could have reverse peristalsis... :heh:

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