I've got no peristalsis!!!

[Mystery Man]

Currently sitting down with half a dozen or so oatmeal raisin cookies. Things should be better in the morning...

 

[Desdichado]

What's that, your tailbone?

 

[diaglo]

null can't divide by 0 rule....

 

[Desdichado]

Are cookies really the best thing for that, though? The raisins on their own, in great quantity, might be good. Prunes probably even better...

 

[Stone Angel]

Prune juice is great, budweiser also can help lots of budwieser!

The Seraph of Earth and Stone

 

[EricNoah]

Coffee is my miracal cure. One cup and I'm ready to go, in more ways than one.

 

[Mystery Man]

Well it used to be a cup of coffee a smoke and a check of the email in the morning. Unfortunately I quit smoking about 5 years ago. :\

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

I've got no peristalsis!

That's going to make swallowing those cookies difficult.

 

[Darrin Drader]

How in the world does this keep happening?!!! It must be some kind of strange epidemic.

 

[Raging Epistaxis]

It could be worse, though. You could have reverse peristalsis...

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