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Hoard of the Dragon Queen Session 7
Chapter 4 On the Road
Day 38 Morning to Day 64 Afternoon
Day 15 of road trip to End of the road
PC Killed 1 Monsters Killed 75 Villains Captured 10 Villains Escaped 99
Start Time 6:26 End Time 8:59
Take 10 Downtime days. GP varies.
Story Award. Enemy of Cartwrights. You shot Ben Cartwright and tried to crash the not wedding party. You have made a group of enemies.
I had a very strong group of eight. String Bean Assassin 4 Taxbaxi. Violet Life Cleric 4. Zhark bard 4 Bugbear. Mugen Druid 4 Human. Zip a Dee do dah barbarian 4 gnome. Nox Monk 4 fairy. Nerezza Monk 4 fairy. Crispy Mike warlock 4 abyssal tiefling.
Midnight Day 14. Mr. Happy. “Hello Mr. Zhark. You own me a heart. See this monster manual 2024. Page 238. You owe me a heart. Sign here for the oops mistake. Initial here on not Mr. Happy’s fault I didn’t die. And I am taking 1 death save from you the next time you go down.’
Now all the group saw was Zhark talking to empty air.
Day 15. The trip is going well and some more information is being gather. Around noon, a noble hunting party runs a fox hunt through the train. 8 of the wagons bolts including 1, and 6. None one goes to help wagon 6 but Violet is able to knock Alan off the buckboard and slow the horses as Alan and Abe try to catch up, a quick peek reveals 1 is a cult wagon. Longnose sends half the group to chase down Achreny and the rest go to chase the fox hunt.
They find Ben Cartwright walking a limping horse back toward the road. He is followed by a mage and guard.
Ben, “Who are you and what are you doing on my land. This horse is stupid and I am going to fire the stable hand who forgot to secure the saddle.” He punches the horse.
Mugen, “Hey I am druid. You be nice to animals.”
Ben, “My horse and my lands. Get off my back and my property, or suffer the consequences.”
Mugen, “Take the mage!” The mage takes an arrow, or two. Ben takes a mind spike and is unconscious.
Michael Landon, “Fireball!” The group was in fireball formation and starts to scatter.
Zhark, “Everyone calm down.”
Dan, “Boss will live but I think they need to give up their horses.” They continue to scatter and Dan shoots Mike in the back, knocking off his horse. Mugen casts healing word and retreats. The group scatters.
Michael Landon, “Hey spellcaster, suck fireball again!” Mike is knocked out again and Dan shoots him in the ass. The rest of the group high tails back to camp.
Dan, “take his horse. Let the fates decide if he lives or dies.”
Mike, “Nat 1!” The group arrives back at the wagon train only to be send back to collect the dead and horse by Longnose. Meanwhile at the smoking corpse.
Patron. “WTF. I didn’t give you permission to die yet. RAISE DEAD.” Mike comes to looking longing into the bard’s eye. During the night Nox spreads oil on wagon 5.
Day 16. Longnose briefs the party to be on the look out for a fire bug.
Day 17. On point Nox is told to right ahead with Jamna Gleamsilver. A human head is in the middle of the road. Nox flies closer, it is alive but the guy can not see the fairy. Nox tries to help Carlon by giving him a pair of chopsticks. Gleamsilver calls back to Longnose. During the digging out and mocking by Nox, Carlon tells his tale of woe. He said no to a cross-bow wedding of Inger Cartwright and her brothers buried him in the middle of the road. Carlon does mention he is Harper.
Day 20 taking a turn Wagon 5 loses a wheel and crashes. Cult loot spills out including a golden toilet brush. Nox mocks Essie and Edward about it and does not make friends with them.
Day 21-23 Nothing much happens but some investigations. The wagon with silence on it has exotic birds. And the Silk merchant in 13 has worms, which destroyed ninety percent of his load.
On the night of the twenty third, the bust Gleamsilver about her Zhentarium connections. She admits her connection and she too is spying on the cultists. She also knows one of the group is a fire bug. But she will keep their secrets if they keep hers.
Day 24 The fairies talk String Bean into mischief. They steal the wood chest Achreny and Noohar argued over. And some china from Samardag in wagon 17. String Bean hides it in wagon 5.
Day 25 starts of wet. And stays wet. Arriving at the Ponderosa Inn late in the afternoon. It has booked up. One room is booked by wearer of the purple Frulam and the rest of inn including the stable is booked by the Cartwrights. They are having a not wedding party. One guests with invitations are allowed in.
A kobold brings a note to Mugen. “Panther sweat. Room 13. Come in by the window.” Meanwhile Zhark has turned invisible and snuck in to the party. He discovers Carlon was spying on the Cartwrights and was busted. Mugen has a fun time. The Cartwrights leave at dawn.
Day 26. After dawn, Longnose, “MUGEN. Mugen! Get your hair ass down here. Guards circle up. We have a thief. Noohar reported his chest missing this morning. Don’t let anyone hook up the wagons. We will start with wagons 6 and 7. Violet and Zhark you are on manacle detail. We will manacle each driver before we search the wagons.’
The first circle of wagons come up empty of the stolen chest. The second circle of wagons is started. Number 5 wagon is search and Essie and Edward are busted.” Everyone gets tick off and about to slap leather.
DM, “Pause. You have a choice. You know which wagons have cult members. And some of their friends. You can fight or take the other option. I am not telling you the other option. Fight or consequences.” The DM takes a break.
Group. “Consequences!”
Wagons 1 to 5 are outraged about the search and think they have been set up. Before blood can be drawn a compromise is reached by Longnose. The wagon train will split. After an hour of no blood shed, the wagon train pulls out. Leaving Wagons 1 to 5 and wagon 18 behind. Mugen falls back to the end of the train and follows the cultists wagons for half a day. They turned off but appear to headed to Waterdeep. But there are many other side roads between here and there.
Day 40 The group arrives with a third of the wagon train missing. Longnose pays them out. Violet gets a bonus for no problems and healing duties. Everyone else is fined or makes the cut. She will leave a recommendation with the train guild. But she has noted some of their problems.
Voice, “Report for debriefing at the Trollskull manor.”
DM Note. Mission is failed. I have to see what will happen in Chapter 5. Bard needs at least a 6 page report on why they should be forgiven.
End of Session 579.
Chapter 4 On the Road
Day 38 Morning to Day 64 Afternoon
Day 15 of road trip to End of the road
PC Killed 1 Monsters Killed 75 Villains Captured 10 Villains Escaped 99
Start Time 6:26 End Time 8:59
Take 10 Downtime days. GP varies.
Story Award. Enemy of Cartwrights. You shot Ben Cartwright and tried to crash the not wedding party. You have made a group of enemies.
I had a very strong group of eight. String Bean Assassin 4 Taxbaxi. Violet Life Cleric 4. Zhark bard 4 Bugbear. Mugen Druid 4 Human. Zip a Dee do dah barbarian 4 gnome. Nox Monk 4 fairy. Nerezza Monk 4 fairy. Crispy Mike warlock 4 abyssal tiefling.
Midnight Day 14. Mr. Happy. “Hello Mr. Zhark. You own me a heart. See this monster manual 2024. Page 238. You owe me a heart. Sign here for the oops mistake. Initial here on not Mr. Happy’s fault I didn’t die. And I am taking 1 death save from you the next time you go down.’
Now all the group saw was Zhark talking to empty air.
Day 15. The trip is going well and some more information is being gather. Around noon, a noble hunting party runs a fox hunt through the train. 8 of the wagons bolts including 1, and 6. None one goes to help wagon 6 but Violet is able to knock Alan off the buckboard and slow the horses as Alan and Abe try to catch up, a quick peek reveals 1 is a cult wagon. Longnose sends half the group to chase down Achreny and the rest go to chase the fox hunt.
They find Ben Cartwright walking a limping horse back toward the road. He is followed by a mage and guard.
Ben, “Who are you and what are you doing on my land. This horse is stupid and I am going to fire the stable hand who forgot to secure the saddle.” He punches the horse.
Mugen, “Hey I am druid. You be nice to animals.”
Ben, “My horse and my lands. Get off my back and my property, or suffer the consequences.”
Mugen, “Take the mage!” The mage takes an arrow, or two. Ben takes a mind spike and is unconscious.
Michael Landon, “Fireball!” The group was in fireball formation and starts to scatter.
Zhark, “Everyone calm down.”
Dan, “Boss will live but I think they need to give up their horses.” They continue to scatter and Dan shoots Mike in the back, knocking off his horse. Mugen casts healing word and retreats. The group scatters.
Michael Landon, “Hey spellcaster, suck fireball again!” Mike is knocked out again and Dan shoots him in the ass. The rest of the group high tails back to camp.
Dan, “take his horse. Let the fates decide if he lives or dies.”
Mike, “Nat 1!” The group arrives back at the wagon train only to be send back to collect the dead and horse by Longnose. Meanwhile at the smoking corpse.
Patron. “WTF. I didn’t give you permission to die yet. RAISE DEAD.” Mike comes to looking longing into the bard’s eye. During the night Nox spreads oil on wagon 5.
Day 16. Longnose briefs the party to be on the look out for a fire bug.
Day 17. On point Nox is told to right ahead with Jamna Gleamsilver. A human head is in the middle of the road. Nox flies closer, it is alive but the guy can not see the fairy. Nox tries to help Carlon by giving him a pair of chopsticks. Gleamsilver calls back to Longnose. During the digging out and mocking by Nox, Carlon tells his tale of woe. He said no to a cross-bow wedding of Inger Cartwright and her brothers buried him in the middle of the road. Carlon does mention he is Harper.
Day 20 taking a turn Wagon 5 loses a wheel and crashes. Cult loot spills out including a golden toilet brush. Nox mocks Essie and Edward about it and does not make friends with them.
Day 21-23 Nothing much happens but some investigations. The wagon with silence on it has exotic birds. And the Silk merchant in 13 has worms, which destroyed ninety percent of his load.
On the night of the twenty third, the bust Gleamsilver about her Zhentarium connections. She admits her connection and she too is spying on the cultists. She also knows one of the group is a fire bug. But she will keep their secrets if they keep hers.
Day 24 The fairies talk String Bean into mischief. They steal the wood chest Achreny and Noohar argued over. And some china from Samardag in wagon 17. String Bean hides it in wagon 5.
Day 25 starts of wet. And stays wet. Arriving at the Ponderosa Inn late in the afternoon. It has booked up. One room is booked by wearer of the purple Frulam and the rest of inn including the stable is booked by the Cartwrights. They are having a not wedding party. One guests with invitations are allowed in.
A kobold brings a note to Mugen. “Panther sweat. Room 13. Come in by the window.” Meanwhile Zhark has turned invisible and snuck in to the party. He discovers Carlon was spying on the Cartwrights and was busted. Mugen has a fun time. The Cartwrights leave at dawn.
Day 26. After dawn, Longnose, “MUGEN. Mugen! Get your hair ass down here. Guards circle up. We have a thief. Noohar reported his chest missing this morning. Don’t let anyone hook up the wagons. We will start with wagons 6 and 7. Violet and Zhark you are on manacle detail. We will manacle each driver before we search the wagons.’
The first circle of wagons come up empty of the stolen chest. The second circle of wagons is started. Number 5 wagon is search and Essie and Edward are busted.” Everyone gets tick off and about to slap leather.
DM, “Pause. You have a choice. You know which wagons have cult members. And some of their friends. You can fight or take the other option. I am not telling you the other option. Fight or consequences.” The DM takes a break.
Group. “Consequences!”
Wagons 1 to 5 are outraged about the search and think they have been set up. Before blood can be drawn a compromise is reached by Longnose. The wagon train will split. After an hour of no blood shed, the wagon train pulls out. Leaving Wagons 1 to 5 and wagon 18 behind. Mugen falls back to the end of the train and follows the cultists wagons for half a day. They turned off but appear to headed to Waterdeep. But there are many other side roads between here and there.
Day 40 The group arrives with a third of the wagon train missing. Longnose pays them out. Violet gets a bonus for no problems and healing duties. Everyone else is fined or makes the cut. She will leave a recommendation with the train guild. But she has noted some of their problems.
Voice, “Report for debriefing at the Trollskull manor.”
DM Note. Mission is failed. I have to see what will happen in Chapter 5. Bard needs at least a 6 page report on why they should be forgiven.
End of Session 579.